April 2012
March 2012
underfag:
sometimes i get mad at my mum and dad for thinking it was a good idea to breed did they actually think they would produce attractive offspring
How to blow a bubble:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
necrophobi4:
benefits of dating me
you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you
